Am sitting here reading some garbage about Uncle Gordon’s speech to the CBI where ‘he is taking the "long-term" decisions needed so
Should one be cynical, one would consider this to mean that he is procrastinating yet again and deferring any decisions until he recruits a plethora of pencil neck civil servants with a cumulative IQ similar to that of the lemming.
An educated guess would suggest it will provide a positive report just in time for the next statutory general election deadline (lets face it wee Gordon didn’t have the Cojones (Cahoneys) to call an election a few weeks ago as he lost quite a few polling points within a week – ‘Wee hint here, better losing polling points than 40% of the populations personal details’)
An no doubt this report will provide a long term strategy (aka procrastination) just to buy him time to wreak another 5 years of lies and bull to this once great nation.
Then he can do another DEFRA, and pay out £300M of redundancies to the useless bunch of pencil necks in redundancy and pension entitlements.
Mind you, It will be interesting to know whether by then his fellow Scots will have successfully followed their strategy for seceding from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. [editors note……. For the English people who went to comprehensive schools, Seceding is defined as “To withdraw formally from membership in political alliance”]
Even worse,
But I have an escape route for uncle Gordon. Two Jags or should that read “Two Shags” unsuccessfully attempted in his bureaucratic time to push the idea of clustering England into differing economic areas, where Labour could gerrymander the right to follow wee Tony’s cronyism policies. He failed, well rather he didn’t fail, the taxpayer footed the bill for his meanderings.
What this country needs is a dictatorship. I have the perfect candidate. Pervez Musharraf.
- He is acceptable to George Dubya in the ineptly named “War on Terror”
- He does have Cojones (Cahoneys).
- He just resigned from his job as chief of the army of a country whose military personnel don’t gripe because they don’t get quilted Andrex toilet paper supplied to them free of charge. And best of all he is a muslim who speaks excellent English (much better than those from a comprehensive education background)
- He would happily gaol (jail) those politicians who are good at their careers… Yes you guessed it, those ones who lie every time they open their mouths.
a) Ohhhh… I thought the 600k donation was legitimate
b) My husband and I split up, just before the police questioned him about accepting bribes from the Italian PM, yet a few months later he sneaked out of my flat in the morning after calling in to borrow a cup of Daz to whitewash him
c) Its just pure coincidence that Mr X got a knighthood, but I waited until his cheque cleared
d) Its just a pity that Bill Clinton wasn’t an English MP, or the top quote would be “I did not have sex with that woman”
Even better, I’d ask the
But I’ve forgotten an even bigger battle. Sky and Virgin would be at loggerheads over the rights to broadcast. ITV wouldn’t have a look in, as lets face it, all protagonists would quite happily ship Ant and Dec to Guantanemo for a new TV series called “40 lashes or hanging - take your pick” (or should that be prick)